Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself Author Ij Publishing Llc
ISBN-10 1543111653
Release 2017-02-14
Pages 180
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A Diary is everything you want. A Notebook, Day Planner, Record Book, Organizer, a place to doodle and more. Put simply, a Diary is the tool you need. 180 Pages, Lined on both sides White Paper, Non-Refillable Paperback, 5" x 8" Undated, Unnumbered

Go F ck Yourself Cian

Go F ck Yourself  Cian Author Cian Twomey
ISBN-10 9781911274971
Release 2017-10-05
Pages 208
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Go F*ck Yourself, Cian! is a laugh-out-loud alternative relationship guide by Facebook's favourite comedian, Cian Twomey. Fine, nothing, and okay are three words when used by your partner, that are guaranteed to make a man's testicles shrink in fear - and so they should according to Cian Twomey, Facebook's favourite comedian, whose imaginary other half has threatened to push him into a well and when all else fails hopes he chokes on his own slice of pizza. What did Cian do to deserve such atrocities? A lot - according to erratic Emily, the difficult other half to Cian's own personality. Go F*ck Yourself Cian is the relationship guide for you, no matter your status; single, friends with benefits, loved up, or ashamedly whipped, this book holds the answers. Learn what to do with Cian's practical advice, from that awkward first date to that even more awkward first fart. Learn what not to do with Emily's not so helpful interjections and high maintenance demands, and get to know the real Cian and Emily and their heart-warming romance. Cian Twomey: 'There's days where I think my girlfriend is the most beautiful thing on the planet, there's also days when I want to leave her in a forest...'


Dumped Author Josh Lewis
ISBN-10 9781440515149
Release 2008-11-17
Pages 176
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Who hasn’t been on the receiving end of one of these gems: “I think maybe we should see other people.” Or, “It’s not you; it’s me.” What about the mother of all breakup lines, “I think we should just be friends”? Finally, the recently dumped have somewhere to turn thanks to the offbeat, write-in therapy of this book. Dynamic - and satiric - author, actor, and director Josh Lewis introduces Sam and Samantha, two desperate dumpees looking to find their way away from their exes - and back into the land of the living and dating! Then, it’s up to you to help the two scorned lovers weed through a jungle of post-breakup mazes, word searches, crosswords, and more. Featuring a stiff dose of sarcasm and humor, chased by a shot of bitterness, this book promises to get any sorry Sam or sad-faced Samantha out of the dumps and back into the game (. . . so they can do it all over again.)

Yes I m a Bitch Go Fuck Yourself

Yes I m a Bitch Go Fuck Yourself Author Active Creative Journals
ISBN-10 1541061233
Release 2016-12-11
Pages 108
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Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a naughty, swear word on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.

Pokemon Go F Ck Yourself the Adult Coloring Book

Pokemon Go    F Ck Yourself   the Adult Coloring Book Author Pokemon Go Coloring
ISBN-10 1535300973
Release 2016-07-15
Pages 68
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Pokemon Go...Fuck Yourself! Stress Relieving Pokemon Designs, Midnight Backgrounds, Pokemon Patterns, Beautiful Stupid Pokemon Shit and more! Tons of Unique Pokemon Designs to Color! Dozens of Pokemon coloring pages designed for Adults Garden Designs, Animals, Flower Designs, and Paisley Patterns... But mostly just Cursing Pokemon Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The Pokemon Curse and Swear in almost every Stupid Coloring Page Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each Pokemon coloring page is on a separate sheet and you can color them, light them on fire, use them to stick up your ass, or the ass of somebody you know who doesn't currently have any Pokemon stuck up their ass. Tags: Adult coloring books, coloring books for adults, coloring books, coloring books for kids, floral patterns, paisley patterns, flowers, coloring pages for adults, midnight backgrounds, black backgrounds, large coloring books, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring pencils, Pokemon Go Fuck yourself, Pokemon Go App., Pokemon for iPhone

Yes I m a Dick Go Fuck Yourself

Yes I m a Dick Go Fuck Yourself Author Active Creative Journals
ISBN-10 1539336867
Release 2016-10-05
Pages 118
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Are you bored? Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts and things you have to get done? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for that special someone who is just evil and hates people? Or maybe this could be a funny, cheap gag gift for a work party. This is a blank, LINED journal. 6x9. Perfect size to take anywhere! It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, back to school time and more, all at a very affordable price. This journal also makes a great gift for that special someone in your life. There are also many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more.

Shorter Dictionary of Catch Phrases

Shorter Dictionary of Catch Phrases Author Rosalind Fergusson
ISBN-10 9781134856060
Release 2003-09-02
Pages 176
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This collection will appeal to everyone who has ever wondered about the origin of phrases like "all part of life's rich pattern" and "long time no see". It covers a wide range of catch phrases in current use in all parts of the English-speaking world. Most entries are drawn from the second edition of Eric Partridge's Dictionary of Catch Phrases (second edition, edited by Paul Beale), but have been completely rewritten in the light of recent research, and there are many additions. Catch Phrases include: close your eyes and think of England! have I got news for you! ... refreshes the parts that other ... cannot reach some mothers do'ave'em! you are awful, but I like you.

Who s Swearing Now The Social Aspects of Conversational Swearing

Who   s Swearing Now  The Social Aspects of Conversational Swearing Author Kristy Beers Fägersten
ISBN-10 9781443838207
Release 2012-03-15
Pages 330
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Who’s Swearing Now? represents an investigation of how people actually swear, illustrated by a collection of over 500 spontaneous swearing utterances along with their social and linguistic contexts. The book offers a solution to the controversial issue of defining swear words and swearing by limiting the investigation to the core set of words most common to previous swearing studies. This specific focus results in accurate depictions of contextualized swearing utterances. Precise frequency counts are thus enabled which, along with offensiveness ratings of contextualized and non-contextualized swearing, enable a clarification of The Swearing Paradox, referring to the phenomenon of frequently used swear words also being those which traditionally are judged to be the most offensive. The book revisits the relationship between gender and swear word usage, but considers the distribution based on the core subset of swear words, revealing similarities where others have claimed differences. Significantly, Who’s Swearing Now? considers the aspect of race with regards to swear word usage, and reveals behavioral differences between, for example, White and African American males and females with regards to word preferences, as well as social impetuses for and effects of swearing. Questionnaire and interview data supplement the swearing utterances, revealing participants’ individual credos about their own use or non-use of swear words and, interestingly, about others’ allowed or ideally prohibited use of swear words. These sets of data present thought-provoking and often entertaining statements regarding the unwritten set of rules governing swearing behavior. Who’s Swearing Now? concludes with close analyses of four recent and highly publicized incidences of public swear word usage, considered in light of the spontaneous swearing utterances, speaker and addressee variables such as gender, race and age, and perceptions of offensiveness and propriety

Music of the Inferno The

Music of the Inferno  The Author Frank Lentricchia
ISBN-10 9780791493427
Pages 219
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Returning to his hometown of Utica, New York, at age sixty, Robert Tagliaferro begins a quest to find his identity

My American Journey My Years In Poetry and Bush s America Collide

My American Journey  My Years In Poetry and Bush s America Collide Author The Klute
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Performance poet Bernard Schober, aka The Klute, documents his performance poetry written and performed during the Bush presidency. Most of it is a hilarious study of America, and it's politics.

Variable Star

Variable Star Author Robert A. Heinlein
ISBN-10 9781429983457
Release 2010-12-07
Pages 320
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A never-before-published masterpiece from science fiction's greatest writer, rediscovered after more than half a century. When Joel Johnston first met Jinny Hamilton, it seemed like a dream come true. And when she finally agreed to marry him, he felt like the luckiest man in the universe. There was just one small problem. He was broke. His only goal in life was to become a composer, and he knew it would take years before he was earning enough to support a family. But Jinny wasn't willing to wait. And when Joel asked her what they were going to do for money, she gave him a most unexpected answer. She told him that her name wasn't really Jinny Hamilton---it was Jinny Conrad, and she was the granddaughter of Richard Conrad, the wealthiest man in the solar system. And now that she was sure that Joel loved her for herself, not for her wealth, she revealed her family's plans for him---he would be groomed for a place in the vast Conrad empire and sire a dynasty to carry on the family business. Most men would have jumped at the opportunity. But Joel Johnston wasn't most men. To Jinny's surprise, and even his own, he turned down her generous offer and then set off on the mother of all benders. And woke up on a colony ship heading out into space, torn between regret over his rash decision and his determination to forget Jinny and make a life for himself among the stars. He was on his way to succeeding when his plans--and the plans of billions of others--were shattered by a cosmic cataclysm so devastating it would take all of humanity's strength and ingenuity just to survive. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Maybe you should go fuck yourself

Maybe you should go fuck yourself Author Johanna Dreyer
ISBN-10 9783732284160
Release 2014-02-17
Pages 304
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Ja? Nein? Vielleicht... Maybe das ist ein Lebensgefühl. Immer mehr Menschen teilen es. Es geht um Unsicherheit, um Lähmung, um Blockade. Der Maybe wurde in einen ungewollten Stand-by Modus versetzt. Aber wovon eigentlich? Was hindert ihn daran, Entscheidungen zu treffen? Aktiv zu handeln und zu leben? Vielleicht die Leistungsgesellschaft, die unser Hamsterrad anschubst? Vielleicht die befristeten Arbeitsverträge, die uns zu einem Routenlauf quer durch das Land zwingen? Vielleicht die wahnsinnige Geschwindigkeit, in der unsere Welt funktioniert? Oder sind es doch einfach die unendlichen Möglichkeiten, die uns dank der Globalisierung zur Verfügung stehen? Wir haben versucht, uns diesen Fragen zu nähern. Entstanden ist eine Betrachtung des Zeitgeistes. Maybe you should go fuck yourself ist ein Buchprojekt von Johanna Dreyer und Katharina Weiß. Das Buch enthält auf etwa 300 Seiten eigens verfasste Texte, Essays von Außenstehenden, Interviews, Fotografien, Illustrationen und Infografiken. Im Interview wurden befragt: Oliver Jeges, Wolfgang Gründinger, Jan Böhmermann, Nina Pauer, Prof. Dr. Klaus Hurrelmann, Dr. med. Gislind Wach Leibl, Sophie Utikal und Christopher Lauer Essays wurden u.a. beigesteuert von Johanna Maria Knothe und Silke Burmester

Selling H E L L in Hell

Selling H E L L  in Hell Author Gino Arcaro
ISBN-10 9781927851111
Release 2014-10-28
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Whether you’re starting out in business or contemplating making the big decision to “sink or swim,” Gino Arcaro knows what you’re thinking and wants to make sure you know what you’re not thinking! He uses all the good and bad of being an entrepreneur to open your eyes before it’s too late. Arcaro, a football coach with proven success in developing and implementing systems, applies his winning strategies to the game of “business.” He explains not only what it takes to start a business but also what strengths are required to stay in the game. For those already in the deep end, Arcaro offers a different slant on dealing with day-to-day problems. His thought-bending (and entertaining) tales, steeped in reality, open the entrepreneur’s eyes to creative and timely solutions. Selling H.E.L.L in Hell is Book 1 of 3 in Arcaro’s Soul of an Entrepreneur series. All 3 books are the result of lessons-learned in starting his own business, X Fitness Welland – a 24-hour gym. Let Arcaro's inspirational books help you conduct a “reality check” of your situation, learn, grow and be lifted.

A Dictionary of Catch Phrases

A Dictionary of Catch Phrases Author Eric Partridge
ISBN-10 9781134929993
Release 2003-09-02
Pages 416
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A catch phrase is a well-known, frequently-used phrase or saying that has `caught on' or become popular over along period of time. It is often witty or philosophical and this Dictionary gathers together over 7,000 such phrases.


Faggots Author Larry Kramer
ISBN-10 155584667X
Release 2007-12-01
Pages 384
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Larry Kramer's Faggots has been in print since its original publication in 1978 and has become one of the best-selling novels about gay life ever written. The book is a fierce satire of the gay ghetto and a touching story of one man's desperate search for love there, and reading it today is a fascinating look at how much, and how little, has changed.

A Private Affair

A Private Affair Author Lesley Lokko
ISBN-10 9781409107774
Release 2011-07-21
Pages 480
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No matter who you are, love comes at a price... Sam, the ugly duckling who grew into a swan. Now beautiful and wealthy, with a glittering career, no one can understand why she's still on her own. When she meets a handsome stranger on holiday, things finally seem to be falling into place... Meaghan, a true survivor. The teenage runaway who worked her way off the streets, she was swept off her feet by a young army officer, to live on the other side of the world, finally escaping the family she loathed... Dani, the beautiful misfit, desperately looking for daddy in all the wrong places, and finding instead a man who will teach her everything that is wrong and corrupt about love. And Abby, the model wife, everything her husband and family could want and more, but never being herself. Until a dark secret threatens to pull her well-ordered life apart.

Ben Elton Collection

Ben Elton Collection Author Ben Elton
ISBN-10 9781409092407
Release 2009-11-01
Pages 1000
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Gridlock Too many cars and not enough space equals gridlock. Gridlock is when a city dies. Killed in the name of freedom. Killed in the name of oil and steel. Choked on carbon monoxide and strangled with a pair of fluffy dice. How did it come to this? How did the ultimate freedom machine end up paralysing us all? How did we end up driving to our own funeral, in somebody else's gravy train? Deborah and Geoffrey know, but they have transport problems of their own, and anyway, whoever it was that murdered the city can just as easily murder them. Chart Throb Chart Throb The ultimate pop quest. Ninety five thousand hopefuls. Three judges. Just one winner. And that's Calvin Simms, the genius behind the show. Calvin always wins because Calvin writes the rules. But this year, as he sits smugly in judgement upon the mingers, clingers and blingers whom he has pre-selected in his carefully scripted 'search' for a star, he has no idea that the rules are changing. The 'real' is about to be put back into 'reality' television and Calvin and his fellow judges (the nation's favourite mum and the other bloke) are about to become ex - factors themselves. Chart Throb. One winner. A whole bunch of losers Blind Faith Imagine a world where everyone knows everything about everybody. Where 'sharing' is valued above all, and privacy is considered a dangerous perversion. Trafford wouldn't call himself a rebel, but he's daring to be different, to stand out from the crowd. In his own small ways, he wants to push against the system. But in this world, uniformity is everything. And even tiny defiances won't go unnoticed. Ben Elton's dark, savagely comic novel imagines a post-apocalyptic society where religious intolerance combines with a sex-obsessed, utterly egocentric culture. In this world, nakedness is modesty, independent thought subversive, and ignorance is wisdom. A chilling vision of what's to come?Or something rather closer to home?